In June, I read two fairytales for the men and women of the early 21st century: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played with Fire, the first two instalments of Stieg Larsson’s Millennium trilogy. Larsson, following only a marginally more sophisticated “write-by-numbers” syllabus than the one Dan Brown used, gives us [...]
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Fairytales for the 21st century: Quotes from June
Posted in Literature, Quotes from the month, tagged Stieg Larsson, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl who played with Fire, Lisbeth Salander, Ursula Hegi, Stones from the River on 12 July, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Diary of a Nobody
Posted in Literature, tagged Bertie Wooster, English humour, George Grossmith, Hyacinth Bucket, silly, Weedon Grossmith on 18 June, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
No, it’s not another blog. It’s the book written in 1892 by the London brothers, George and Weedon Grossmith who aspired in their youth to be a barrister and a portrait painter respectively, but … became professional comedians. It’s also the perfect riposte to the Kindle and the iPad which I knew must exist somewhere. [...]
The lads’ mag, 1849-style
Posted in Literature, tagged Gustave Flaubert, Florence Nightingale, Francis Steegmuller, Geoffrey Wall, Anthony Sattin, A Winter on the Nile, Egypt, Emma Bovary, Madame Bovary, erotica on 21 May, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Two unlikely bedfellows share a boat down the Nile in 1849: one, the very laddish Gustave Flaubert, setting out on what becomes a tour of Egyptian brothels; the other, Florence Nightingale, searching for a clue about where her future lies. Within seven years, both will be famous. ***** How delicious! Not only was Flaubert sailing [...]
What Women Want
Posted in Literature, Philosophy and culture, Women who've carried the day, tagged feminism, feminist folk tales, Gawain, Lady Ragnell, Polly Young-Eisendrath on 21 March, 2010 | 10 Comments »
Going through some old notes the other day I found a copy of the parable of Gawain and the Lady Ragnell. I first read this story six years ago and each time I come across it – as time passes and my understanding of my womanhood develops — I get something afresh. And each time [...]
Germaine and The Monthly
Posted in Literature, On writing, Philosophy and culture, Status of women, tagged Ben Naparstek, Germaine Greer, Louis Nowra, The Female Eunuch, The Monthly on 10 March, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Until last week I thought The Monthly benign, mostly harmless, occasionally stimulating. Sure, it published articles by male writers over articles by female writers in a ratio of 4:1, and had a tendency towards husband-and-wife writing sinecures. But if it wasn’t ideal, it wasn’t uncommon either (especially as some of my readers and me discovered when [...]
“A nasty little subject”: Quotes from February
Posted in How to live, Literature, Philosophy and culture, Quotes from the month, tagged Desert Fathers, Harold Bloom, Lapham's Quarterly, Rowan Williams, Shakespeare, Sigmund Freud, William James on 7 March, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Somewhere in The Western Canon, Harold Bloom, the Yale English professor who in the 90s made the decision – probably shrewder than it was brave – to oppose postmodernism and defend the castle instead, says that Shakespeare “invented” the modern human. Moreover, Shakespeare invented the modern human by virtue of one neat trick: the device [...]
33 rules for writing fiction
Posted in Literature, On writing, tagged Diana Athill, fiction writing, Geoff Dyer, Jeanette Winterson, Jonathan Franzen, Joyce Carol Oates, Margaret Atwood, Neil Gaiman, Roddy Doyle, Will Self, writing, Zadie Smith on 4 March, 2010 | 6 Comments »
The Guardian recently asked a long list of authors to nominate their ten rules for writing fiction. Here are 33 of the best (note, rules of blog writing: always use a kooky number): 1. Read it aloud to yourself because that’s the only way to be sure the rhythms of the sentences are OK (prose rhythms are [...]
The real Tolstoy
Posted in Literature, tagged Leo Tolstoy, The Last Station, Tolstoy's death on 8 February, 2010 | 8 Comments »
Further to the post about the last days of Tolstoy and the upcoming film, The Last Station, here’s some rare footage showing the man himself in the period just before his death in 1910. Accompanied by Tchaikovsky, we can see it all: grandchildren pulling faces, sleighs, pines, railway stations, fawning retinues, Sophia, and what must be his [...]
“I love you, but …” Quotes from January
Posted in Literature, Quotes from the month, tagged Marukami, Derrida, Kafka on the Shore, teleolfaction, digital scents, Meanjin, David Kaufmann, Susan Johnson, Elena Vosnaki on 3 February, 2010 | 8 Comments »
Dear Marukami san, I love you, but … WHAT HAPPENED WITH KAFKA ON THE SHORE? True, Mr Nakata has an excellent character, and his first conversation with Otsuka, the “elderly black tomcat,” is very enjoyable. And the episode with the school teacher having an erotic dream of her husband and it all getting mixed up in her [...]
Life and death at the railway station
Posted in Literature, tagged Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy, Robert McCrum, The Last Station, Tolstoy's death, Jay Parini on 1 February, 2010 | 23 Comments »
When literature possesses a Tolstoy, it is easy and pleasant to be a writer; even when you know you have achieved nothing yourself and are still achieving nothing, this is not as terrible as it might otherwise be, because Tolstoy achieves for everyone. Trust Chekhov to get it exactly right. He puts his finger on [...]


